My girlfriend wanted to go to Which Wich, this new sandwich shop. But it’s actually a franchise, there’s a few of them around. So I was like, “Well, which Which Wich did you want to go to?”
And she was like, “The one where the manager is an actual witch.” And I was like, “Well, that’s all of them. Everyone knows Which Wich is a Wiccan company. If you look on the bottom of your cup, they have inspirational quotes from The Craft. So, which Which Wich witch are you referring to?”
And she was like, “This witch has dreams of being really great at basketball. Like, she wants to always make the shot, always shoot nothing but net.” And I was like, “I don’t know, that still doesn’t quite narrow it down for me. Which Which Wich witch’s wishes for swishes did you have in mind, specifically?”
And she said, “Let’s just go to Subway.” And I was like, “Well, which Subway?”
I’m very excited that a new Taken movie is coming out, and I’m even more excited that it is called TAK3N. I hope they continue making Taken movies forever. Here is a list of potential titles.
TAKEN TAKEN 2 (aka Even Takener, or 2Taken 2Furious) TAK3N T4KEN TAK5N TAKEN 6: The Takening TAKEN 7: Taken Care of Business TAKEN 8: The Taken of Pelham 1-2-3 TAKEN 9: Look Who’s Taken TAKEN 10: Look Who’s Taken Too TAKEN 11: Why Hast God Fortaken Me? TAKEN 12: In Space TAKEN 13: Donated (Prequel) TAKEN 14: The Grey TAKEN 15: Look Who’s Taken Now TAKEN 16: Taken Takes Manhattan TAKEN 17: Ransom starring Mel Gibson TAKEN 18: Taken It Easy For Awhile TAKEN 19: Taken Bake TAKEN 20: Take Anything You Want, I’m Through Fighting