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birthmoviesdeath:

Ghanaian poster for 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (Sean McNamara, 1998): Take special notice of the uncanny rendering of Hulk Hogan. –EH

birthmoviesdeath:

Ghanaian poster for 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (Sean McNamara, 1998): Take special notice of the uncanny rendering of Hulk Hogan. –EH

littlemoons:

who made this this is the most beautiful thing i have ever seen

littlemoons:

who made this this is the most beautiful thing i have ever seen

spidersexx:

ofdemonicorigin:

I can’t not forever reblog this.

Society

This from Brian Yuzna’s Society, a shocking exposé on the upper class, and one of the grossest, yet most informative documentaries I’ve ever seen.

Goddamn right my werewolf name is White Moon-Temptress.

Goddamn right my werewolf name is White Moon-Temptress.

Happy Easter!!!!

Happy Easter!!!!

springbreakersofficial:

suck my glock

This is one of the best scenes from any movie ever.

springbreakersofficial:

suck my glock

This is one of the best scenes from any movie ever.

slasherstudios:

Deadly Friend.

slasherstudios:

Deadly Friend.

March 12th. Sklar Brothers.

holyfuckcomedy:

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Pretty into this lineup.

femaleflaneur:

bohemea:

1. Meowryl Streep2. Kitty Cat Stevens3. Meowie Van Doren4. Sir Hissington5. Tom Cat Hardy6. Joaquin Felix7. Paz de la Purrta8. Javert Cat9. Cat Golightly10. Jean-Luc Purrcard11. Bohemeow

David Mewoie
Sir Isaac Mewton
Duke Hissington
Meowna Apple
Nina Purrmone
Marie Catoinette
King Louis XIV (pronounced King Louis CAT-orze)
F. Scott Hissgerald
Franz Catka
Fernando Hissoa
Salvador Kití

1. Meowtin Purrsese2. Nikittylas Cage3. Pawd Solondz4. Paul Purrhoven5. Nomi Meowlone6. Meownu Reeves7. Jennipurr Jason Leigh8. A Talking Cat!?!9. Darmeow Argento10. Furreddy Krueger11. Meowy-Kate & Catshley Olsen

femaleflaneur:

bohemea:

1. Meowryl Streep
2. Kitty Cat Stevens
3. Meowie Van Doren
4. Sir Hissington
5. Tom Cat Hardy
6. Joaquin Felix
7. Paz de la Purrta
8. Javert Cat
9. Cat Golightly
10. Jean-Luc Purrcard
11. Bohemeow

  1. David Mewoie
  2. Sir Isaac Mewton
  3. Duke Hissington
  4. Meowna Apple
  5. Nina Purrmone
  6. Marie Catoinette
  7. King Louis XIV (pronounced King Louis CAT-orze)
  8. F. Scott Hissgerald
  9. Franz Catka
  10. Fernando Hissoa
  11. Salvador Kití

1. Meowtin Purrsese
2. Nikittylas Cage
3. Pawd Solondz
4. Paul Purrhoven
5. Nomi Meowlone
6. Meownu Reeves
7. Jennipurr Jason Leigh
8. A Talking Cat!?!
9. Darmeow Argento
10. Furreddy Krueger
11. Meowy-Kate & Catshley Olsen

nevver:

Die hard

A lot of people hate the new Die Hard movies, but if you hate a movie where after Bruce Willis got shot, he “shot himself in the same bullet hole to kill someone behind him”, you are damaged.

ateliertovar:

my-little-underground:

miistertriickster:

transmutes:

anikicomplex:

i just spent one hour and 25 minutes of my time watching this movie. was it worth it? yes. i sat down for an hour and almost a half watching how a brilliant talking cat brought two families together. they literally use a moving mspaint black circle and a bad microphone recording to make the cat look like it was talking

okay BUT ALSO I THINK IT IS CRITICAL THAT YOU WATCH THE TRAILER AT LEAST because LOOK IT WAS MADE IN THE YEAR 2013  AND ALSO LOOKS LIKE YOUVE WALKED ONTO THE SET OF A LOW BUDGET TALKING CAT PORNO

Why wasn’t this nominated for an oscar?

It sounds like they recorded Eric Roberts with a cell phone.

to-watch!

This looks really good.

ateliertovar:

my-little-underground:

miistertriickster:

transmutes:

anikicomplex:

i just spent one hour and 25 minutes of my time watching this movie. was it worth it? yes. i sat down for an hour and almost a half watching how a brilliant talking cat brought two families together. they literally use a moving mspaint black circle and a bad microphone recording to make the cat look like it was talking

okay BUT ALSO I THINK IT IS CRITICAL THAT YOU WATCH THE TRAILER AT LEAST because LOOK IT WAS MADE IN THE YEAR 2013  AND ALSO LOOKS LIKE YOUVE WALKED ONTO THE SET OF A LOW BUDGET TALKING CAT PORNO

Why wasn’t this nominated for an oscar?

It sounds like they recorded Eric Roberts with a cell phone.

to-watch!

This looks really good.

birthmoviesdeath:

Paul Verhoeven and (post-toxic waste) Paul McCrane on the ROBOCOP set.

birthmoviesdeath:

Paul Verhoeven and (post-toxic waste) Paul McCrane on the ROBOCOP set.

I’m obsessed with this billboard that’s up everywhere in L.A. for a new show called Do No Harm, but that should be called Dr. Hand-some.

I’m obsessed with this billboard that’s up everywhere in L.A. for a new show called Do No Harm, but that should be called Dr. Hand-some.

Stats 2012

Every day, I obsessively keep track of everything I do in Word and Excel documents, most particularly with the movies I watch. Then at the end of every year, I gather up some statistics and make pie charts. These are the stats for how I spent my 2012. The arrows indicate how it compares to the previous year’s numbers.

Movies seen for the first time: 316 (↑70)
Movies rewatched: 101 (↑40)
Total: 417 (↑110)
Movies seen in the theater (including rewatches): 174 (↑5)

Short films watched: 27 (↓21)
Short films rewatched: 8 (↑5)

Seasons of TV watched: 12 (↓7)
Books Read: 10 (↑4)
Comedy Shows Gone To: 21 (not including shows I was on) (↑2)

Watched the most movies in October (49).
Watched the least movies in April (26).
Watched the most movies in the theater in October (44, a personal record).
Watched the least movies in the theater in December (5).

First movie watched in 2012: Back to the Future 1-3
Last movie watched in 2012: Pitch Perfect

Top Fifteen Best Films I Watched for the First Time
1. Child of Rage (1992)
2. Xtro (1983)
3. The Girl Most Likely To… (1973)
4. Hi, Mom (1970)
5. Modern Romance (1981)
6. Sheitan (2006)
7. Dirty Dancing (1987)
8. Highlander (1986)
9. Sybil (1976)
10. Martin (1976)
11. Patrick Still Lives (1980)
12. Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman (2000)
13. Daisies (1966)
14. The Entity (1982)
15. Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)

Best book I read: Bossypants by Tina Fey

Best TV I watched: 30 Rock (Seasons 1-4), Parks and Recreation, Burning Love, The Mindy Project, Girls, The Heart She Holler

Movie Pie Charts

Decades

Emotions

Formats

Full breakdown of formats:
35mm: 117
Blu-ray: 38
DVD: 108
Streaming: 49
DCP: 42
Download: 32
VHS: 4
Projected HD: 20
Projected SD: 7
TV: 1
70mm: 1
11 in 3D (all DCPs)

As for Countries, the places I watched the most films from besides the US are (in descending order) the UK, France, Canada, Japan, Germany, and Italy.